Roman radio station WKRP

*Radio jingle*

Host- "Good morning Romans and Romanettes, I'm tuluthious on WKRP radio here to bring you the latest gossip that's been floating around the Colosseum. Lately we've been hearing an awful lot about Caesar, Personally I think hes just what Rome needs to be a more dominant nation although some disagree. We have an anonymous guest who's here to share his opinion that Caesar's power should be limited."

Cassius- "Thank you Tuluthious for giving me the chance to share my opinion"

Host- "No problem Mr.Anonymous now lets hear how you feel about Caesar do you have a personal relationship with him?

Cassius-"I've known Caesar for some time now and personally as a friend i find him to be a great man but i do not believe he can handle leading Rome now or ever for he is a normal man like you and I."

Host-"You have a pretty strong opinion formed about Caesar so it sounds like you know something we don't, Would you mind filling us in?"

Cassius-"well some time back Caesar was challenged to a race down the River Tiber and he accepted this challenge and they met and started the race only the race had to end early because
Caesar was so tired from swimming he nearly drown and if it weren't for Cassius he would've but he was rescued."

Host-"I must say that is a rather shocking story to hear about Caesar but I'm not sure it means he is 'weak' if that's the point you were trying to get across"

Cassius-"I don't feel Caesar is fit to be a king, While we were in Spain Caesar fell upon illness known as the falling sickness after which he whimpered like a child"

Host-"well you have an intriguing point of view but i still feel Caesar is our man and he'll make us proud, Now were running out of time so you can make a last point before we've gotta go off air, Any last words?"

Cassius-"Yes, I'd like to say I in no way dislike Caesar Although i care for Rome and do not want to see it torn apart by a man that just couldn't handle the power"

Host-"Well that's all the time we have for now id like to give another thanks to our anonymous guest ill see you all tomorrow same time same station"

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